Take cover everybody! Batten down the hatches! Prepare for hurricane Angela that is expected to blow into Europe from China and destroy everything in its path!!!
The Frau trotted off to China to sell air buses and get China to buy up Euro zone sovereigns so Draghi won’t have to do it. She’s pretty cool this Angela. Always wanting somebody else to pick up the tab! Anyhow, in the talks China initially appeared a little disgruntled, expressing their “worries” over the Eurozone crisis. As well they might! Look at how sales have dropped?
Anyhow, the Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao told The Frau (well he can do that, he is the stronger of the two bullies) that Italy, Spain and Greece should reform their economies, and instantly a malicious little glint lit up The Frau’s eyes! Of course! I’ve got it! That is exactly what we must do! We must impose Chinese Communist regimes on the southern states first and then take it to the rest of the Eurozone!.
A totalitarian regime where capitalism can run wild without any of this sissy emphasis on democracy, rights and other such distortions of the market! And we shall also call these regimes “Communist”, the way China does which means we have rendered them immune form any Marxist agitation or revolutions. In a go we will have annihilated all the Tsipras of Europe and all calls for a more socialist approach!
What could be more socialist than a Communism regime? Thank you Wen Jiabao! You have just solved the Eurozone crisis for me single handedly!
So wait for it! When hurricane Angela storms back from China she well be good and ready to impose this final Chinese Communist solution on all of us! (You too up there in the Netherlands, so don’t get cocky! Get out while you still can!)