Thank God! Cyprus has been saved! The island has been thrown onto the road of European salvation…. German style. And since Germany has learnt from her mistakes, it will not take Cyprus a couple of years to succeed in increasing its Unemployment levels to near 30%, nor will it have to wait a couple of years before achieve a whopping 23% shrinkage of its economy.
No! This time the German plan will work much better. Cyprus is not only expected to achieve Greece’s spectacular success, but to achieve it in several months! And whatsmore, it is even expected to surpass the Greek achievements far far sooner!
We all owe our salvation and very existence to The Great Frau and her incredibly successful economic policies. But for Germany to have helped in such a way we owe thanks to the values of The European Union. In particular to the ingrained value of Solidarity among member states.
Just imagine what would have happened to Greece if Germany had not rushed to her help and put her on the path of…. such brilliantly growing unemployment, poverty, pauperisation? Just where would she be now? No wonder they are dancing in the streets in Nicosia and celebrating. Thanks to solidarity, they will achieve all this and more in far less time!
So just imagine. If this is what solidarity can do…. Just what would a lack of solidarity have entailed? Napalm bombing? A nuclear strike? Or maybe just a reinstitution of the gas chambers? With new technology, of course.