Well yes! What’s all this beating about the bush and soft and gradual approach? What are you afraid of Angela? You know all you have to do is wave a few Euros in their direction and they’ll do anything. Yes, anything at all! Well look at them!

The new Greek government already cringing and kow towing and trembling before the almighty troika, who are just a band of dumb, yes, dumb, Eurocrats! And look at Rajoy, going against every single thing he ever promised in the elections. Why? For a fist full of Euros. Euros of a very doubtful value mind you.

In Greece the billions of billions being “handed out” go straight to the banks. All the Greek state gets is the bill for interest on all this. And Spain? The same. Save the Banks and screw the people. Suck another 65 billion (for starters mind you) out of the Economy for the privilege of ruining your economies on our terms.

Yes, but why bother with such a slow drawn out procedure Angela and co? Surely you know by now that the so called governments of Europe will do anything, absolutely anything to keep you happy so you’ll hand them out some trinkets.

So just do it! Outlaw all and every social benefit in existence, from pensions, to medical care, to public schools, the works!Abolish wages and salaries altogether. Set up workers camps (you know all about this kind of thing in Germany) where the guest arbiters will live under incarceration conditions. They will have to report, or rather be driven there under guard when their 12 hour shift ends, and be picked up again in the morning to be taken to the factories. Seven days a week.

Conditions will be decent. They will have coffee or tea for breakfast and one protein meal in the late evening. And that’s all! We don’t want them getting flabby! And when they grow too old to work? Euthansia! Put them out of their misery. Why waste any funds on keeping the useless alive when all they can do is leech off the state?

Then all your fiscal problems will have been solved! You will have achieved a state of permanent surplus…. or will you? Who will be buying all these lovely things you will be producing at such a wonderful rate of productivity and diminished costs?

Ok, never mind, Angela. You’ll solve that when you get to it. All that you need do now is annihilate the south for starters before edging further north. And you are doing very well, Angela, congratulations. I think you deserve a holiday and can afford to take it. What did you say? When the cat’s away the mice will play? Oh don’t you worry dear! The vermin supposedly running the economies of the south are unlikely to do anything you don’t want in your absence. You can be sure of that!