For Humpty Dumpty read Euro. Incidentally, the helmets are rather reminiscent of Kaiser Wilhelm’s. Unfortunately, it does look as though the inevitable is coming too close for comfort. Humpty Euro looks set for its great fall, after which no one will be able to put it together again.

After the Nonsense so called agreements in Rome (which even our good old friend the haughty Marie Antoinette – Lagarde had a fit over how useless these were), and a new Merkel Sauce hollandaise meeting to be held in Paris prior to that all important same old same old European summit, we can see the final solution finally emerging.

Siobhan Dowling writing from Berlin tells us “Germany fears Eurozone collapse would decimate country;s economy”.

No! No way! You don’t say?

Anyway the malicious minister has never been right about much before, why should this time be different? Has reality finally slapped him in the face (because nobody else has) or is it just that even the proverbial broken clock is right twice in a day?